Please don't say these words during bedmatics with your husband:
1. K!ll me today:
You might think it sounds passionate, but your husband is suddenly wondering if this is rømance or attempted muùrder.
2. Somebody help me:
Neighbours don’t know it’s pleasure; they’ll think it’s police matter.
3. I’m dyiñg:
He’ll stop mid-action and start checking your pulse. Mood gone.
4. Call my mother:
No mother-in-law deserves that mental picture. Ever.
5. If I don’t survive, tell the children I love them:
Sister, this is rømance, not a farewell speech.
6. You wickêd oh:
Even if it’s sweet pain, those words sound like domestic vïolênce to outsiders.
7. Stop! Stop:
Confusing signals, he might think he’s hurting you and actually stop for real.
Please scream with joy, not like you’re fÄ«ghtïng for your life
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