Man recounts how he discovered his girlfriend was getting married through a friend, leading to his arrest after confronting her at the wedding

"No breakup message, nothing, nothing. She just woke up one day and disappeared. She didn’t even tell me. It was my friend that informed me that one of his guys was attending a wedding, and it was my babe’s wedding.

I was sh0cked. At first, I thought it was a joke, but the guy was serious. He called his friend to send the wedding invitation and showed it to me. I saw it and was like, “Wow.”

Imagine that the person getting married to this girl is my guy’s friend.

In this life, eeh, a girl can che@t on you with your friend’s junior brother, and you won’t know. This one is not even my friend, but the junior brother of a friend. Nothing will even make your mind go there, and you won’t see any sign at all.

At that moment, I even thought maybe she had the same name as someone else, so I followed my guy to the wedding.

Meanwhile, I had been paying this girl’s school fees. I even asked her if anything like marriage was going on, and she said no. She told me she was only among the bride’s maids.

When I got there, it was as if the ground should just open and swallow me. I saw the girl’s brothers there and so many other people. Before I knew it, she called the police on me.

Before that, I had walked up to her and asked, “Babe, how far? What’s happening?” She looked at me and said, “Who be your babe?” I was sh0cked.

The guy she wanted to marry is richer than me. Before I knew it, the police started questioning me, asking what I was doing at the ceremony. I was just speechless. Before I knew it, they don throw me for cell. 

It was my friend that later came to bail me out. They said I was a m@d man and that I came to sc@tter their wedding.

Forget oo, things are really happening in this life. I don’t even blame GehGeh. I swear, he’s now my mentor. I’m not sure I can get married again. If I don get pikin, I don dey okay.

Unless I see oyinbo girl to settle down with, but a Nigerian girl is a no-no for me. There is nothing anybody will tell me that will convince me otherwise..."