Lady goes viral after lamenting constant marriage pressure from family

"I went to the village, and they keep telling me about marriage. Me wey dey wake up by 12pm. 

I won't eat till 11pm. I will order food and be shaking due to hunger. Na person wey una want make man put for house be that? I will scroll through my phone for 3 hours, you think I will wake up and be active?

Even when I wake up around 12pm, I still need someone to cook for me. The last time I cooked was three years ago. You people will just face someone and be talking about marriage, me that still go clubbing with my mini skirt, and come back around 5am. Una dey preach marriage to me. You're talking to the wr0ng audience, the wr0ng person."