FBI Investigates Capitec Bank for Putting Children Inside ATMs to Process Withdrawals


Pretoria, South Africa – The FBI has reportedly launched an international investigation into South Africa’s Capitec Bank over allegations that they’ve been “staffing ATMs with small children.”

Yes, you read that right.

A leaked image making the rounds on social media shows what appears to be a child’s hand — possibly still learning multiplication tables — handing out cash from inside a Capitec ATM. Behind the tiny hand, a pair of suspiciously youthful eyes peer out, confirming what many feared: this is not advanced robotics. It’s just little Sipho from Grade 4.

“I thought I was hallucinating,” said bank customer Thabo Molefe. “I typed in R500 and this child just popped up from inside the machine with a few crumpled notes and said, ‘Here you go, boss.’ I almost tipped him.

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